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What's your high: Bein Average

Monday, August 29, 2011 5:15:30 PM

509 dude thats so game. 509 gay*

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What's your high: Mushrooms

Monday, August 22, 2011 6:50:36 PM

202 I just watched this girl eat a spermcake... 202 lol wut? 202 You know.. like a sperm pancake...

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What's your high: Hooker Spit

Tuesday, September 27, 2011 5:41:40 AM

503 I'm tellin you bro...russian chicks are like milk...they have an expiration date, and If you go past it they get all frumpy and sour...lol

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What's your high: Gay Man Orgy

Tuesday, August 30, 2011 3:10:31 PM

724 Last night was rough! I felt like 2guys 1 cup.. except my ass was the cup.

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What's your high: O-The General Fumes

Thursday, December 15, 2011 12:27:35 AM

509 Nothin like sitting in Subway trying to finish a sammich when this guy behind me farts and totally rumbles the seats.. Then he get's up and leaves! people these days lol

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What's your high: FUUUUUUUUCK

Tuesday, September 6, 2011 9:41:50 PM

509 Guess what I get for bein a nice guy?! 303 What? The dog shit on the carpet agian? lol 509 gee how'd you guess....

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What's your high: Food

Sunday, August 28, 2011 5:43:58 PM

720 Duuuude... What was in that shit your mom made? 720 lol why? you shitting all over the place too?

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What's your high: Women

Saturday, September 10, 2011 8:53:52 PM

956 Describe your penis using only pokemon moves.

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What's your high: fromundacheese

Friday, August 26, 2011 10:32:41 PM

303 Finally there gettin your shit checked out? 509 Yea. its a surreal place here. 303 explain.... 509 Well. I look at it 3 ways... They're either here: 1) to get birth control 2) cause their DTF 3) or cause they have the same shit i have Either way... I'm golden!

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What's your high: Women

Saturday, September 10, 2011 2:35:41 PM

314 The prettier a girl is, the more nuts she is, which makes you insane.

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