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What's your high: Spanking
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Bored....
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What's your high: Clean sheets
Wednesday, October 19, 2011 3:39:27 PM
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Nothing like waking up in clean sheets and ruffling around only to find that your dog took a shit in the corner and you didn't realize it till you put your foot in it..
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What's your high: Math
Sunday, November 27, 2011 6:40:50 PM
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Pick up line I used, and WORKED: said- hey how about we go to ur place and do some math, subtract our clothes add a bed, decide ur legs and multiply!! Keeps asking me about my math know! Lol
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What's your high: Sexual Pleasures
Tuesday, August 30, 2011 7:22:14 PM
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Fuckin A bro
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fuckin a to you too!
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I hope you find it oddly weird that we can hear each other masterbate through the wall..
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eew is that what you're doing? I'm just cleaning my fishtank...
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What's your high: Crabs pinchin mah shit
Monday, August 29, 2011 8:19:20 PM
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Fuck that girl at Jokers last weekend gave me crabs n shit bro. wtf!! who has that shit?!
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LOL apparently you do!
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What's your high: OMG
Sunday, February 12, 2017 12:27:21 PM
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Whats the what
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What's your high: Fuckin A
Wednesday, August 31, 2011 4:37:49 PM
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Ever push a fart out, and then realize you sharded yourself afterwards? faaaack
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What's your high: Marijuana
Wednesday, June 6, 2012 3:32:06 PM
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All Jane wanted to hear was Dick say "I love you", All Dick wanted to hear were his balls slapping against her ass....... Now I am Highhhhh. ;)
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What's your high: High? I'm not HIGH
Friday, August 26, 2011 10:46:51 PM
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Yeha she stunk pretty bad.
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genital fumes huh?
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hahahahhahdfhhs win. yes/
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What's your high: FUUUUUUUUCK
Tuesday, September 6, 2011 9:41:50 PM
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Guess what I get for bein a nice guy?!
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What? The dog shit on the carpet agian? lol
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gee how'd you guess....
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