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What's your high: Alcohol
Friday, September 2, 2011 1:58:23 AM
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Ya i'm eating a cheese stick... wanna fight about it?
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What's your high: Bein Average
Sunday, August 28, 2011 5:46:17 PM
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Why does my boyfriend think he is all that.. what a jerk.. he only has a 4" penis too.. I think i'm going to break up with him...
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What's your high: fromundacheese
Sunday, August 28, 2011 9:41:03 PM
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Dude I just got to go down on wendy but.. when I went down she had some weird white discard.. I told her I had to pee..it totally freaked me out.. what should I do, im in the bathroom right now!
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What's your high: Sex
Monday, August 22, 2011 6:46:42 PM
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If you're going to spittle... make sure you pull straight out next time!
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spittle? O.o
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jizz.. moron.
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What's your high: labia
Sunday, August 28, 2011 5:39:43 PM
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Dude this girls twat tasted like snozberries
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What's your high: Cum filled Sock
Thursday, September 15, 2011 4:59:54 PM
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Ugh.. I just got home and walked in on my roomate jerking it with a sock on his dong in the LIVING ROOM.. fuckin nasty ass
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What's your high: Game over man, GAME OVER
Sunday, September 4, 2011 7:13:25 PM
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You know you should'nt make bets when you're drunk, or you'll end up having to tat another man's name on your ass...
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What's your high: A Plane
Sunday, October 16, 2011 7:38:21 AM
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Man ... Je visse la merde outta une chienne beau cul hier soir! C'est arrivé d'être maman ur ... désolé...lol
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What's your high: Women
Saturday, September 10, 2011 2:35:41 PM
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The prettier a girl is, the more nuts she is, which makes you insane.
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What's your high: A Plane
Sunday, September 4, 2011 7:17:01 AM
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