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What's your high: Caffeine

Sunday, September 4, 2011 9:31:47 AM

503 Lol...just wait til I take my religion to Hawaii and lay waste to vast legions of local clamburger...it shall be so! It shall be a reckoning...the young and naive shall flock to my shaft and be sacrificed on the alter of pleasure...to the god of fuck!

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What's your high: Math

Sunday, November 27, 2011 5:40:50 PM

509 Pick up line I used, and WORKED: said- hey how about we go to ur place and do some math, subtract our clothes add a bed, decide ur legs and multiply!! Keeps asking me about my math know! Lol

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What's your high: OMG

Sunday, February 12, 2017 11:27:21 AM

408 Whats the what

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What's your high: Women

Saturday, September 10, 2011 1:35:41 PM

314 The prettier a girl is, the more nuts she is, which makes you insane.

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What's your high: Oh hey! Look a squirrel

Sunday, September 4, 2011 6:16:06 AM

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What's your high: High? I'm not HIGH

Friday, August 26, 2011 9:46:51 PM

808 Yeha she stunk pretty bad. 808 genital fumes huh? 808 hahahahhahdfhhs win. yes/

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What's your high: Caffeine

Wednesday, July 4, 2012 3:13:22 PM

314 My mom.

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What's your high: A Plane

Sunday, September 4, 2011 9:25:05 AM

503 Fa reals...it was good sex man...she knew what she wanted and went to town! I love a bitch that knows how she wants it...none of this coy bullshit from young sluts...if you want me in ur ass, say fuuck meee in the ASSS!

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What's your high: Alcohol

Monday, August 29, 2011 5:14:09 PM

740 walking home last night I found a bum sleeping.. for some reason I felt the need to piss all over him.. rude? hahaah

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What's your high: Glue

Sunday, September 4, 2011 5:58:56 AM

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