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What's your high: Spanking
Monday, August 29, 2011 4:48:12 PM
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Is it just me or does spanking seem over rated?
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spank me now mr ;) rawr
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What's your high: OMG
Sunday, February 12, 2017 12:27:21 PM
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Whats the what
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What's your high: FUUUUUUUUCK
Tuesday, September 6, 2011 9:41:50 PM
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Guess what I get for bein a nice guy?!
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What? The dog shit on the carpet agian? lol
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gee how'd you guess....
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What's your high: Yeahhh.... About that..
Tuesday, August 30, 2011 8:38:15 AM
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Hey sorry about last night... but I was having an off night..
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first you cum in 30ish seconds and then tell me to leave... you call that an off night? your a dick fuck off
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What's your high: Marijuana
Monday, August 22, 2011 10:27:47 PM
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yeah nigga i got that super silver
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What's your high: Genital Fumes
Thursday, October 23, 2014 12:36:52 PM
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Tell your girlfriend it's SUPER noticeable that she's on the rag yo
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wth?
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-.- She smells like fish mang.
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What's your high: Clean sheets
Wednesday, October 19, 2011 3:39:27 PM
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Nothing like waking up in clean sheets and ruffling around only to find that your dog took a shit in the corner and you didn't realize it till you put your foot in it..
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What's your high: Bein Average
Sunday, August 28, 2011 5:46:17 PM
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Why does my boyfriend think he is all that.. what a jerk.. he only has a 4" penis too.. I think i'm going to break up with him...
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What's your high: Sex
Monday, August 22, 2011 6:46:42 PM
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If you're going to spittle... make sure you pull straight out next time!
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spittle? O.o
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jizz.. moron.
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What's your high: O-The General Fumes
Monday, August 22, 2011 6:53:36 PM
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That shit on ur lip got sum shit on it
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