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What's your high: fromundacheese
Friday, August 26, 2011 10:32:41 PM
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Finally there gettin your shit checked out?
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Yea. its a surreal place here.
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explain....
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Well. I look at it 3 ways... They're either here: 1) to get birth control 2) cause their DTF 3) or cause they have the same shit i have Either way... I'm golden!
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What's your high: Marijuana
Monday, June 27, 2016 10:38:18 PM
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hello
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What's your high: A Plane
Sunday, September 4, 2011 10:25:05 AM
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Fa reals...it was good sex man...she knew what she wanted and went to town! I love a bitch that knows how she wants it...none of this coy bullshit from young sluts...if you want me in ur ass, say fuuck meee in the ASSS!
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What's your high: Mushrooms
Monday, August 22, 2011 6:50:36 PM
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I just watched this girl eat a spermcake...
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lol wut?
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You know.. like a sperm pancake...
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What's your high: O-The General Fumes
Monday, August 22, 2011 6:53:36 PM
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That shit on ur lip got sum shit on it
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What's your high: A Plane
Sunday, October 16, 2011 7:38:21 AM
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Man ... Je visse la merde outta une chienne beau cul hier soir! C'est arrivé d'être maman ur ... désolé...lol
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What's your high: Alcohol
Monday, August 29, 2011 6:14:09 PM
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walking home last night I found a bum sleeping.. for some reason I felt the need to piss all over him.. rude? hahaah
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What's your high: Sex
Monday, August 22, 2011 7:17:19 PM
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dude that girl was so skinny that she had to use her vajaja as velco to hold her pants up...
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I thought you said you were gonna toot it n boot it...
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I did.. I called a cab told her I paid for it just to get her out of me apt
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you paid for that nasty asses cab?
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lol fuck no! haha
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What's your high: Anime
Sunday, September 4, 2011 10:28:04 AM
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Or you get poor Suzie who wont let you lick the flesh canoo cause uncle jim-bo touched her naughty places...boohoo...hows about being a good girl and use those tears to lube up so I don't chafe!
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What's your high: Coffee
Monday, August 29, 2011 8:54:48 AM
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Why is it that coffee always makes we want to poop 20mins after I drink it?
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