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What's your high: Gay Man Orgy
Tuesday, August 30, 2011 2:10:31 PM
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Last night was rough! I felt like 2guys 1 cup.. except my ass was the cup.
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What's your high: Farts
Sunday, August 28, 2011 6:51:49 PM
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LOL is it bad if you nearly pass out from your own gas?
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What's your high: Women
Friday, September 9, 2011 8:31:39 AM
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Tell her you want to play a game. Just the tip just for a second.
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Ummm... not sure she'd be down for that right now.
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Aaww come on.. just for a little bit.. just to see how it feels.
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What's your high: Women
Saturday, September 10, 2011 1:35:41 PM
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The prettier a girl is, the more nuts she is, which makes you insane.
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What's your high: Food
Sunday, August 28, 2011 4:43:58 PM
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Duuuude... What was in that shit your mom made?
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lol why? you shitting all over the place too?
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What's your high: High? I'm not HIGH
Friday, August 26, 2011 9:46:51 PM
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Yeha she stunk pretty bad.
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genital fumes huh?
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hahahahhahdfhhs win. yes/
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What's your high: High? I'm not HIGH
Sunday, August 28, 2011 6:35:07 PM
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The bad thing about gut feelings is that they can destroy you. The worse thing is that they can be right.
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What's your high: Anime
Sunday, September 4, 2011 9:28:04 AM
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Or you get poor Suzie who wont let you lick the flesh canoo cause uncle jim-bo touched her naughty places...boohoo...hows about being a good girl and use those tears to lube up so I don't chafe!
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What's your high: Caffeine
Wednesday, July 4, 2012 3:13:22 PM
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My mom.
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What's your high: Drool
Sunday, September 4, 2011 9:16:32 AM
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When was the last time you saw 8AM sunlight?
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Fuck you.. waking up at 8AM should be a crime punishable by castration
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