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What's your high: Slop Slop Sloppy Hoes
Tuesday, December 10, 2013 8:05:06 PM
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Yo dem betches at da club be slutty bro
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LOL you probably banged one you nasty fuck.
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HAHAHAH why do you think I go to that club?! Shit is sooo easy bro!
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haha so is the herpes bro so is the herpes.
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What's your high: Food
Sunday, August 28, 2011 4:43:58 PM
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Duuuude... What was in that shit your mom made?
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lol why? you shitting all over the place too?
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What's your high: OMG
Sunday, February 12, 2017 11:27:21 AM
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Whats the what
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What's your high: Bein Average
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 9:30:46 AM
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dude you said your gf had some rank gas.. but you didn't say it was so bad it would wilt all my flowers! lol damn that shit reeeks!
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What's your high: FUUUUUUUUCK
Tuesday, September 6, 2011 8:41:50 PM
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Guess what I get for bein a nice guy?!
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What? The dog shit on the carpet agian? lol
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gee how'd you guess....
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What's your high: Bein Average
Monday, August 29, 2011 4:15:30 PM
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dude thats so game.
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gay*
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What's your high: A Plane
Sunday, September 4, 2011 9:25:05 AM
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Fa reals...it was good sex man...she knew what she wanted and went to town! I love a bitch that knows how she wants it...none of this coy bullshit from young sluts...if you want me in ur ass, say fuuck meee in the ASSS!
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What's your high: Gay Man Orgy
Friday, September 16, 2011 12:39:24 AM
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So the other day, I was balls deep in this guy, right? .. and he turns around to give me a kiss, and I'm like "Woah bro, what are you - gay?"
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That's cool. Well, the other day I was balls deep in this girl, right? .. and she turns around and goes, "Dude, you're a pedophile." .. and I'm all like, "Woah, pedophile? Pretty big word coming from a 12 year old!"
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Bro, too far.
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Yeah... Sorry.
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What's your high: Caffeine
Wednesday, August 31, 2011 9:26:02 AM
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on my way to work drinking my coffee.. Car infront of me jammed on it's brakes and now I have to go home and change..Looks like I pissed myself from spilling my coffee ugh!
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What's your high: FUUUUUUUUCK
Friday, September 30, 2011 9:53:21 AM
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Don't you hate it when you are sexin your woman and you think she queefed but really she sharded all over your ball sack
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WTF that's nasty bro.
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