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What's your high: Genital Fumes

Thursday, October 23, 2014 12:36:52 PM

509 Tell your girlfriend it's SUPER noticeable that she's on the rag yo 206 wth? 509 -.- She smells like fish mang.

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What's your high: Marijuana

Monday, August 22, 2011 8:40:56 PM

289 CAWCAWW CAWCAW 905 the fuck?? 289 i got weed, buzz me up 905 CAWCAW 289 Now you're getting it, buzz me up.

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What's your high: Caffeine

Wednesday, July 4, 2012 4:13:22 PM

314 My mom.

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What's your high: Music

Tuesday, August 30, 2011 10:39:13 PM

509 why do I have chk chk chka chka cha chk chk chk chkaa stuck in my head? 509 LOL from that cheesy ass porn you were watching last night 509 lol oh yea

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What's your high: Math

Sunday, November 27, 2011 6:40:50 PM

509 Pick up line I used, and WORKED: said- hey how about we go to ur place and do some math, subtract our clothes add a bed, decide ur legs and multiply!! Keeps asking me about my math know! Lol

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What's your high: fromundacheese

Wednesday, September 14, 2011 10:09:37 PM

509 I went down on this girl and I think she had a whole tuna bar goin on down there ya know.. like a self serve all you can eat buffet platter of tunaaaaaa.. --hhhhheeeelkkk

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What's your high: That shit I got on my hand last night

Monday, September 5, 2011 10:28:05 AM

253 man wtf was all over your keyboard and mouse? I sat down at your pc and I feel like I got slimed like in ghostbusters!

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What's your high: Women

Monday, August 22, 2011 7:36:29 PM

619 Omg that girl was seriously hot in those yoga pants 619 lol yea but she had a ton of cat hair on her ass! 619 lol so what are you gettin at? she was still hot as fuck 619 that she must have one hairy pussy! bwaha

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What's your high: Oh hey! Look a squirrel

Sunday, September 4, 2011 6:58:25 AM

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What's your high: Coffee

Monday, August 29, 2011 8:54:48 AM

509 Why is it that coffee always makes we want to poop 20mins after I drink it?

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