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What's your high: Cocaine
Friday, June 20, 2014 10:39:38 PM
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getting totally blasted. anyone there?
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What's your high: Slop Slop Sloppy Hoes
Thursday, September 1, 2011 10:43:01 AM
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I just thought of something.. loose betches are good for something.. fuckin all day.. you know you couldnt do that in at tight bitch
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What's your high: Bein Average
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 10:30:46 AM
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dude you said your gf had some rank gas.. but you didn't say it was so bad it would wilt all my flowers! lol damn that shit reeeks!
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What's your high: labia
Sunday, August 28, 2011 5:39:43 PM
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Dude this girls twat tasted like snozberries
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What's your high: Fuckin A
Wednesday, August 31, 2011 4:37:49 PM
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Ever push a fart out, and then realize you sharded yourself afterwards? faaaack
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What's your high: Anime
Sunday, September 4, 2011 10:28:04 AM
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Or you get poor Suzie who wont let you lick the flesh canoo cause uncle jim-bo touched her naughty places...boohoo...hows about being a good girl and use those tears to lube up so I don't chafe!
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What's your high: Paint Can
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 10:28:00 PM
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Dude, this convorsation is over....
How the fuck did we even end up talking about corporate lawsuits between a popsicle company and TIDE laundry detergent?
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Yeah... i'm not really sure what your original arguement was about.... so by default, you withdraw your opinion on my socks.
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What's your high: O-The General Fumes
Monday, August 22, 2011 6:53:36 PM
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That shit on ur lip got sum shit on it
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What's your high: OMG
Thursday, October 23, 2014 1:04:48 PM
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Yo, check out the butt at 11 o'clock
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that's a dude.. bro.
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I said 11 not 8
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it a large group of dudes, they are ALL DUDES. Why are you texting me from across the table anyway?
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What's your high: Alcohol
Sunday, August 28, 2011 5:55:33 PM
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Are you cleaning up your garage before next weekend for the party? It's getting pretty confusing in there to say the least..
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lol did you drink a beer can filled with pee agian? Isnt this like the 4th time you've done that?
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fuck ikr so we cleaning it up or what? lol I don't want another one.
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